‎3 fastest means of communication

1) Tele-phone
2) Tele-vision
3) tell-a-woman
...
Need still faster, ask her not to tell anyone...!!!

Arzz Kiya Hai!!! -- Sanjeev Aakela

1. Agar tum ho bimar to dhundo chemist..

My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist!!!

2.       Raat ke do baje baji ghar ki bell..

Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar bola ALL IZZ WELL, ALL IZZ WELL..

3.       Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu..

Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu..

Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu??

4.       Tum bin hum kaise ji payenge..

Tum bin hum kaise ji payenge..

"Aayenge.! Mere Karan Arjun aayenge"

5.       Call karne se pehle balance jaanchna..

Call karne se pehle balance jaanchna..

Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachna!

फनकार न हो मगर

फनकार न हो मगर फान बाकी रहता है !
चिरया उर्र भी जाए मगर चमन बाकी रहता है !!
----- सजीव आकेला